Lemmiwinks

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

What is the only sport where all the players agree?

heyyy I had that on a tape from a long time ago and didn't know where it was from... thanks

wow I just can't get enough of this style, I can't believe I totally missed out on it until now

yes indeed, once he reached the atmosphere he slowed down, he also stabilized because at oen moment he started spinning faster and faster

on now!

oops I meant coMing home from a party... So I guess we've all been there: you come home from a party still a bit high, you can't sleep yet so you decide to turn on the TV and zap through the channels... and then you stumble on something totally demented that makes you go WTF? is this for real or am I still tripping? lol here's my pick of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&feature=related

judging by the amount of "have you seen my dog" posters after an open air festival I suppose not many of them appreciate the music. Mind you that dogs are particularly sensitive to low frequencies so IMO putting them close to the dancefloor during some dark psy is similar to torture for most of them (funny that most owners who do that would usually lecture you on how everyone should be a vegetarian not to hurt animals lol)

blimey I've had this track on my hard drive for AGES under the false name "Green Nuns of the Revolution - Two Vindaloos and an Onion" and I didn't have a clue who it really was from... until now thanks Also one of my favorite midtempo tracks so I'd give it a 9/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HSRMwRSim0c

I suppose it's the Burj Khalifa?

that's what I don't understand either... astronauts are in a specially designed shuttle and even then they suffer from overheating and this guy will just jump in a space suit??

meh I don't see why someone today would make a movie that looks and feels EXACTLY like a sci-fi movie from the late 70s/ early 80s. Forget David Lynch, 2012 Space Odyssey, Blade Runner, TXH 1138, 1984 (notice how the beginning of the movie was dated... 1983? lol)... this movie takes massive "inspiration" (if not to say outright rip-off) from them. As for me... well, it's precisely that kind of sloooow action that is supposed to accentuate a feeling of despair and hopelessness that made me not like those movies back then, so I'll give this one a pass. PS it's about as psychedelic as lava lamps...

I wouldn't say it was the best movie of 2012 but it certainly is good for a laugh It's basically The Hunger Games meets (insert your favorite teen slasher movie here). So it's a collection of stereotypes BUT mixing them in this particular way is actually quite original and funny (in case you didn't notice, this is a horror movie PARODY, not an actual horror movie...) And this scene alone is worth watching the movie, I couldn't stop laughing LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh_egAtZQLs

LOL

umm... you pick it up in your hand and tell if it's heavier or not? lol

I'm surprised some daredevil hasn't yet tried to jump in that pool from the top of the building

One day a very rich man stop gets out of his Rolls Royce and sees a poor man tearing grass with his bare hands and putting it in a bag. - What are you doing sir? - Well you see, I have lost everything and all I can give my family to eat is this grass. - Nonsense sir, please come to my house, you will have a great feast! - Ah that's very kind of you sir, but it wouldn't be fair for me to come alone. I'd have to bring my family with me. - But of course son, you're family is more than welcome! - But I should warn you that I have 5 children... - Well then please bring them! - And actually, I also have a few relatives, they all have large families too and they're also starving. - Bring as many people as you like! I have a huge garden and my gardnener is ill so with all the grass that has grown I'm sure that if you and you friends eat it all, you'll be done before 4 PM

it has been postponed once again for a few days

So I don't know f you've heard about this lately, it turns out some crazy austrian wants to jump from space! Sadly, the jump was pushed back 2 times already but if all goes well we should see him jump tomorrow. Not only is this the highest jump in history but he will also be the fastest travelling man out of a shuttle ever, he will literally go as fast as a bullet! Personally I think he will die... but we'll see What are your bets? http://edition.cnn.com/2012/10/08/us/skydiver-record-attempt/index.html

Art of Trance just made a new release with many classic trance elements in it, maybe it fits the criteria too? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0dw5nnt3M

of course, you can't have a thread on acid trance and not mention the godfather of acid trance: Union Jack http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dP-kLasn0o and Art of Trance made a nice comeback a few years ago, but noone seemed to care Pitty cause this is a great track IMO:

lol it's not spam it's just that I'm REALLY digging the acid scene lately and want to share