JanusV Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Janus. Psi Assassin. For Hire - Serious Inquiries Only - Require justification 'I hate my parents and wish they were dead' or something equally retarded is not justification. - Paid on Death (negotiable) If you don't have the money it's probably best not to ask. Think about it. I can make someone's life a living hell without killilng them. -Anywhere in the World, don't need to be in vicinity of target If you think this is wrong you're probably right. That is why I require 'justification' and to clarify it should be along the lines of moral justification. Eye for an Eye cases are negligible but, I prefer Eye for Eyes, i.e. people who have caused mutliple suffering, death and continue to do so, who may put the lives of others in jeopardy. For the Good of mankind, that sort of thing. I do not do parlor tricks I will not kill you I don't mind questions, conversations, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ov3rdos3 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Janus. Psi Assassin. For Hire - Serious Inquiries Only - Require justification 'I hate my parents and wish they were dead' or something equally retarded is not justification. - Paid on Death (negotiable) If you don't have the money it's probably best not to ask. Think about it. I can make someone's life a living hell without killilng them. -Anywhere in the World, don't need to be in vicinity of target If you think this is wrong you're probably right. That is why I require 'justification' and to clarify it should be along the lines of moral justification. Eye for an Eye cases are negligible but, I prefer Eye for Eyes, i.e. people who have caused mutliple suffering, death and continue to do so, who may put the lives of others in jeopardy. For the Good of mankind, that sort of thing. I do not do parlor tricks I will not kill you I don't mind questions, conversations, etc. 291592[/snapback] do you do stabbings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanusV Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 do you do stabbings? 291651[/snapback] No, sorry. No physical killing. EDIT: However, you do pose an interesting question and an avenue I hadn't even looked into yet, that being: Q: Can I make weapons out of invisible energy? A: Probably! However, it wouldn't be very humane. and... Q: Do I have to wear Psi-Gloves when I Psi-Choke someone? EDIT CLOSE: And I only kill bad people. Allow me to clarify: I don't publicly offer these services, i.e. place ads in the newspaper. My stipulations as stated are: I require justification, moral justification, someone who is causing suffering, death and continues to. I can't kill some kid's teacher because he failed Algebra. That's just an example. The payment is negotiable. It depends on who the target is. When the contract is met, deciding not to pay is not negotiable. I wouldn't kill someone over money but, like I said I could make their lives unbearable. This is a Psi kill. The most popular method is asphyxiation/suffocation but, will usually be my whatever means is most opportune. This is done through Telekinesis or what I like to call Teleprojection. A mental projection of phsyical force. It would take forever if you asked me to explain it as I barely half-understand it myself. But, you should understand this is not a physical kill. I am not going to hunt someone down and choke them with my bare hands. I don't need to be anywhere in the vicinity of the target. I don't even need to know what country, state, city, or street they live. It can be anywhere in the world. No pre-payment required. Oh, and by law I probably have to include a disclaimer like: For Entertainment Purposes Only As far as I know, though the witch-hunts and crack-downs on Psi Attacks haven't begun yet. But, then again this is from a world government who has tried and failed to produce any psi kills, or Usama Bin Ladin wouldn't be running around would he? I wonder if I can get a goverment contract on that...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 You need a hobby mate.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w0p Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 killa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAH Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 i thought someone was renting/trading some new xbox game i had never heard of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanusV Posted July 7, 2005 Author Share Posted July 7, 2005 i thought someone was renting/trading some new xbox game i had never heard of... 291990[/snapback] Yeah, I was just kidding. In retrospect, I probably shouldv'e posted this in off-topic. Sorry, mates. Although, I thoroughly enjoyed Time Splitters: Future Perfect and have heard good things about Pariah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malibu Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 i really need one right now i just need a way of contact but i really need one. can you help me or not? Janus. Psi Assassin. For Hire - Serious Inquiries Only - Require justification 'I hate my parents and wish they were dead' or something equally retarded is not justification. - Paid on Death (negotiable) If you don't have the money it's probably best not to ask. Think about it. I can make someone's life a living hell without killilng them. -Anywhere in the World, don't need to be in vicinity of target If you think this is wrong you're probably right. That is why I require 'justification' and to clarify it should be along the lines of moral justification. Eye for an Eye cases are negligible but, I prefer Eye for Eyes, i.e. people who have caused mutliple suffering, death and continue to do so, who may put the lives of others in jeopardy. For the Good of mankind, that sort of thing. I do not do parlor tricks I will not kill you I don't mind questions, conversations, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troubled woman Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Hi, Im a very troubled woman and the person troubling me is my brother. He has made life hell for me and has started threatning me for money which if i dont give he will kill me. He has threatned my husband also. Both my parents are dead. In the lieu of this i tried to commit suicide. He has made my life miserable ever since i was a teenager. I want him to be killed and finished off. I cant bear this torture anymore. Plese guide me and help me. Plese email me on the email id needtobehelped@gmail.com thanks, regards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ria Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Janus. Psi Assassin. For Hire - Serious Inquiries Only - Require justification 'I hate my parents and wish they were dead' or something equally retarded is not justification. - Paid on Death (negotiable) If you don't have the money it's probably best not to ask. Think about it. I can make someone's life a living hell without killilng them. -Anywhere in the World, don't need to be in vicinity of target If you think this is wrong you're probably right. That is why I require 'justification' and to clarify it should be along the lines of moral justification. Eye for an Eye cases are negligible but, I prefer Eye for Eyes, i.e. people who have caused mutliple suffering, death and continue to do so, who may put the lives of others in jeopardy. For the Good of mankind, that sort of thing. I do not do parlor tricks I will not kill you I don't mind questions, conversations, etc. I require your services for a very serious cause. I have two daughters whose life is being made hell by two men, they keep onto them probably to get at me, and it is sending me up the wall. I tried to report it to the police but they say we don't have enough evidence yet. The men have also been known to attempt to deprive the girls of me, their mum, just so they feel bad so that it makes me feel bad. It really, really hurts. Could you please provide your services if I provide their details privately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visine Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 This thread has bwhale written all over it....I'd say more than one poster ID is actually the same guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ria Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Can I just ask you one service: a certain •S•T•E•V•E• •M•O•W•B•R•A•Y• of Tadworth, working at ®d|0 j©k|€ @ Tolworth Bdy has threatened my crying daughter (3) to "forcefeed her vodka" calling her a screaming f***ing brat and being very intimidating and abusive towards us. Please can somebody ensure that this does NOT repeat itself? A picture of him can be seen here: http://www.google.dk/m/search?site=images&source=mog&hl=da&gl=dk&client=safari&q=steve%20mowbray#ii=10 for recognition, trying to avoid the wrong one being done. This is very important as the welfare of young people must be protected at all times. The reason my gal cried was because she couldn't have a panini. And he came out of his s tu dio and got annoyed. Can someone please remove him from the public in whichever way is necessary to achieve success? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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