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Is liking Simon Posford what you look for in prospective friends?

Would you be friends with an animal/baby rapist just because he like Simon Posford?

Would you not be friends with someone really cool just because they didn't like Simon Posford?

Would you drop a friend if he got bored of Simon Posfords work or stopped talking about him?

 

My last girlfriend was a top model in Japan, she was really rich, a nymphomaniac had large breasts & a damn nice arse! Her English was fantastic she was funny & had skills (if you know what I mean) but for some reason she didn't like Simon Posford, so I dumped her. Best thing I ever did the blasphemous whore. This I shouted at her as she left crying from my apartment that night. She just didn't get it. Simon Posford is the number 1 priority in my life & should be in everyone else's.

 

Is he in yours?

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My girlfriend is hands down the best partner I've ever had, but she knows nothing about trance, much less Simon Posford. Does this mean if I introduce her to S.P.'s work and she doesn't instantly fall in love with it I have to dump her? :unsure:

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My girlfriend is hands down the best partner I've ever had, but she knows nothing about trance, much less Simon Posford. Does this mean if I introduce her to S.P.'s work and she doesn't instantly fall in love with it I have to dump her? :unsure:

Yes!

It is blasphemey not to instantly love God when you are introduced!!!

 

:P

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Luckily my gf passed the P-test :P and Ott-Test with flying colors!

 

HAve u tested ur current gf abasio? :ph34r: It might be time to do that and see if she is really worth it :P

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My gf for 3 years loved Shpongle. Then one morning when I was listening to samples of "Nothing Lasts.. But Nothing Is Lost" she woke up and said something about turning the noise down.. We broke up a while later :lol:

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Next to Bulgaria threads, Simon Posford threads are about the lamest one gets on Psynews... <_<

So you're saying my thread is lame? A big lamo? The lamest thing since Hallucinogen's last track? :P

 

Luckily my gf passed the P-test :P and Ott-Test with flying colors!

 

HAve u tested ur current gf abasio? :ph34r: It might be time to do that and see if she is really worth it :P

Yeah, she loves it!!! She may be a complete leech & not very pleasant but I only have one need ;)

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Yeah, she loves it!!! She may be a complete leech & not very pleasant but I only have one need ;)

I know what u mean man :P U got all u really need right there!

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My gf for 3 years loved Shpongle. Then one morning when I was listening to samples of "Nothing Lasts.. But Nothing Is Lost" she woke up and said something about turning the noise down.. We broke up a while later :lol:

:lol:

 

Served her right.

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Do you want him too? :blink:

exotic's a sycophant who'll let any half-famous, C-list celebrity suck his thingy.
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exotic's a sycophant who'll let any half-famous, C-list celebrity suck his thingy.

How about Jade Goody?

 

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exotic's a sycophant who'll let any half-famous, C-list celebrity suck his thingy.

Posford falls in exactly the same bracket.
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How about Jade Goody?

:lol:

 

Posford falls in exactly the same bracket.

I'm shocked and a little hurt by that. Perhaps an apology is in order?
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I'm shocked and a little hurt by that. Perhaps an apology is in order?

My cmt :wub:
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My cmt :wub:

aw! You love him so much that you put him in your CMT!

& asking him to bring you joy in intimate ways :wub:

 

That's so cute!!

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aw! You love him so much that you put him in your CMT!

& asking him to bring you joy in intimate ways :wub:

 

That's so cute!!

I just thought i'll praise charlie vicariously :lol:

 

Charlie you like it dont you ?

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I just thought i'll praise charlie vicariously :lol:

I've reported your childish antics in the 'complaints about moderation' thread. I hope you hang! :lol:
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Don't worry Charles

 

he probably means these bastards

 

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nop. I mean SIMON POSFORD !! atleast for today :lol:

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