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Which Synthesizer takes a woman to orgasm?  

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  1. 1. Which synth?

    • Vanguard
      4
    • Albino 2
      5
    • z3ta
      4
    • Drum samples and other samples
      7
    • A fat and wet 303 machine
      15


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It is Monday morning. I woke up but could not sleep the whole night.

An important question for all musicians built a solid question mark in my head.

 

 

"Which Synthesizer and which setting on it takes a woman into an extatic orgasm?"

 

 

 

Is it Vanguard with a sawy distorted arpeggio? - Posted Image = Posted Image

 

Or Albino 2 with a nice lfo on both oscillators? - Posted Image = Posted Image

 

It could be z3ta with its skin and a sexy preset! - Posted Image = Posted Image

 

Maybe its just a punchy drum sample in a track? - Posted Image = Posted Image

 

Or it all makes a fat Polish product wetter? - Posted Image = Posted Image

 

 

I don't really know but I will continue my experiments and let You know soon.

 

 

* All pictures show my own original hardware I want to use in my experiments

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i think that really nice girls prefer HARDWARE ;p not software :P coz it can make them cry ;p

 

but most of chicks would like to shake their booms rather 2 zeta nor something else ;p

 

and imagine what can she make when you let her to your hardware machine ;p best SAMPLEs ever i think ;p

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Why not?

The first contact You can recover on the link to her home page. The second one, too.

But be careful. They all are my material for further experiments and

I need them clean and without strange experiences in their minds.

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Yeah, but 99.99% of girls don't care what a 303 is, and most of them just find that sound annoying. Girls just want a funky low end to shake their asses to, and preferably some nasty lyrics to sing along with.

You sure know some boring as girls Otto... :lol:
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Yeah, but 99.99% of girls don't care what a 303 is, and most of them just find that sound annoying. Girls just want a funky low end to shake their asses to, and preferably some nasty lyrics to sing along with.

sounds like majority of girls I see.boooring.

 

but here is the solution:

 

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Yeah, but 99.99% of girls don't care what a 303 is, and most of them just find that sound annoying. Girls just want a funky low end to shake their asses to, and preferably some nasty lyrics to sing along with.

U r 303% right man
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Hey gaffel.... Girls would love those old hardwares which has long knobs standing errected :D

 

Oh no Nitin! I thought the modern chicks want to listen to crazy noises and not to the 'woosh' of our ejaculation :D

But maybe You are older ;) and wiser as me. We will see ...

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