Guest antic Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 - Even my pubes are dreadlocked - My clothes are so fluro, I moon light at an Airport to help guide planes down safely - My farts smell like Nag Champa incense - The hairs on my arms have stopped growing because I have so many arm bands from parties - I have every single trance album since 1995, copied, ofcourse.. - Simon Posford calls me up for track name idea's - I use Liquid Acid for eyedrops - I can use just my hand as a hash chillum - My heart beats at 145 BPM - My urine has been classed by the goverment as a controlled hallucinogenic substance - I have shrunk from 6ft to 5ft because of all the dancing - My ringtone is an unreleased Shpongle track recorded off a DAT tape from 1996 - I'm a nudist, vegan buddhist with no material possessions... except my Pentium 4 3.2Ghz PC with 6GB of RAM, Edirol FA-101 Firewire Audio Capture Interface and Roland DM–20 Digital Stereo Monitors for writing killaaarggh trance tracks - I dont eat anything that casts a shadow, infact anything that has ever lived, I survive mainly on rocks and sand - Can setup my tent in 10sec flat.. unsetup in 5sec. - Don't use public transport - I astral travel - I sweat LSD... - I can spin fire Poi using only my tongue - I can make a trance track using only a fork, hair curler and a jiffy bag - Parties are cancelled when I say I wont attend - I have a 2 chai tea stalls, 1 falafel and humous stall and 2 Chillum and bong stalls at everyparty...and I run them all by my self at the same time while dancing on the dance floor. - My name is actually 'Trance' but you can call me Mr Trance, my friends call me Psy - I know every major trance producer around the world...... they will deny this tho, but only because I asked them to keep it a secret. - I have registered my house as an official after party club for Trance parties - I see in Ultraviolet light only - I can name any track from hearing only one beat of the kick drum - When i hear workmen using a mechanical metal saw I say, hmm, nice acid synth lead line. - They use me as a backdrop at parties cos Im so covered in psychedelic tattoos and uv clothes - My legs have built in saddle bags - Whenever I have a headache i hug a chrystal - Everytime i'm in a bad mood i blame the stars - I label all people who bath occasionally; image conscious posers - Everytime i say something i try to sound deep - When people look at me i think they're undercover cops - I think tie dye's still cool - I hug trees for a living - I can beatmatch a bus drone and a pneumatic jack-hammer in sync - If i stop listenig to trance for 1 hour i start to shake with withdrawl symptoms - Even my underwear is made from hemp - I talk to my plants and they reply - Every year like clockwork, I moan about how "the scene just isn't the same anymore.." even though - I still keep going to every party. Nicked from psy-forum.co.uk, but couldn't resist it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoebis Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Damn, I am more trance as I thought... Any, a nice extra I'm sooo trance that I hear a rhytm + bassline in a station when a train is leaving and I move my head on it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muerto Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Haha...nice list! I'm so trance that I shit ecstacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeller Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Haha...nice list! I'm so trance that I shit ecstacy. what does xtc have to do with trance that's rather techno I grow magic mushrooms under my armpits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkarbiter Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I grow magic mushrooms under my armpitsLOL that sounds feasable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exotic Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I pee LSD My heart beats at 145 BPM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long ripps Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I've got a PLUR tattoo on my ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muerto Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I pee LSDI ejaculate LSD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divine Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 what does xtc have to do with trance that's rather techno I grow magic mushrooms under my armpits esctasy aka mdma was the main drug on goa in the 90`s according to goa gil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goa Bill Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 i wish my farts would smell like Nag Champa incense.... Eat lotsa peanuts and drink expensive perfume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I can fart any classic Goa tune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevol3nt Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I can fart any classic Goa tune Are those farttonez for nokiass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Are those farttonez for nokiass? My bass solos would shatter the phone to bits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malevol3nt Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 My bass solos would shatter the phone to bits Would iFart survive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Would iFart survive? Depends how close you get it to the blast zone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abasio Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Damn! I'm so untrance that I have a Job & buy CDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyhkhan Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 I am so trance that I am a member of psynews.org! I know, I know, fucking cheesy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Matta Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 My blood type is A-killargh. My DJ set always conquers several third world nations. But I'm so PLUR I just give them back their autonomy. My DJ set created a tsunami that killed 50,000 hippies. My DJ set spawned a new element called trancium. The Chinese listen to my sets by putting their ears to the ground. My DJ set inspired the Hindus to create a new veda in the Upanishads. An alien race on another planet had almost given up listening for signals of extraterrestrial intelligence until my DJ set arrived in their antennae - at light speed. They're on their way over. To dance and smoke a chara. My DJ set was ultimately blamed for 9/11, so it wasn't an inside job, considering I was in Goa at the time. Philip K. Dick wrote a novel about one of my DJ sets. Later, a Hollywood movie was made about it, to great acclaim. Albert Hofmann and Timothy Leary sampled me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moni Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 - I have shrunk from 6ft to 5ft because of all the dancing This doesn't make sense. Shriking from dancing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 This doesn't make sense. Shriking from dancing? If you grind off your feet, why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antic Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 If you grind off your feet, why not? To lose 1ft you'd have to grind them off completely... I think what he meant is, that by dancing (jumping up & down) you're increasing the effect of gravitation on your body. Like the old people getting smaller when they're old? Dancing fastens the process Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moni Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 To lose 1ft you'd have to grind them off completely... I think what he meant is, that by dancing (jumping up & down) you're increasing the effect of gravitation on your body. Like the old people getting smaller when they're old? Dancing fastens the process I'm not 100% convinced... Only a true, true trancer would know how to answer this question: Shrinking from dancing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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