cray3 Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Psytrance reaches another level in promo text http://www.psyshop.com/shop/CDs/adx/adx1cd007.html The promo text is below : This world needs a Mother.. already has a Father ((?))... or maybe needs none... ...cause the almigthy is one hybrid happy muthafucka. It is not a sin to say muthafucka cuz that is exactly what He is...He gave a child to the blessed virgin whether getting in physical contact with her or not. The sound what the blessed virgin heard about caring/having a child soon, i call female intuition. the strongest feeling to keep this world alive...too bad that most of the women aren't able to feel this, but it is not just their guilt... in the end i must say: yes..this world needs a mother. not just motherfuckers... Enjoy !!!.. ROFL Quote
Malevol3nt Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 this thing they call 'psytrance' these days needs to mothafuckin die. Quote
RAH Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 what is that boy on? please taketh away from the kids; i fear sudden and widespread retardation, psychosis, incoherence and possible flatulence of the worse kind unavoidably leading to... well, shit. Quote
Redington Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 what is that boy on? please taketh away from the kids; i fear sudden and widespread retardation, psychosis, incoherence and possible flatulence of the worse kind unavoidably leading to... well, shit.What he said. Quote
Otto Matta Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 Yeah, that's weird. You can't even really blame it on Engrish either, which makes it doubly weird. :unsure: Quote
Kryll Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 ...cause the almigthy is one hybrid happy muthafucka. another one who's been in the desert for too long Quote
Veracohr Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 The sound what the blessed virgin heard about caring/having a child soon, i call female intuition. I would think that growing a huge belly over the course of nine months is a much more obvious indicator of having a child soon than "female intuition". Quote
RTP Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 Seems the discussion about exaggerated promo texts can soon be laid ad acta ... in the future we'll only have those weird ones anymore Quote
Colin OOOD Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 Audiosex-A dying embryo is a dying son... Those pro-lifers don't go far enough I reckon. Masturbation is murder. Quote
Ormion Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 Masturbation is murder. Then I'm motha fucka seria killa! Quote
Goa Bill Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Then I'm motha fucka seria killa!I am an ethnic cleanser Quote
Kryll Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Masturbation is murder. what do u think eating bread is like ? or drinking scotch ? still.. the Yeastcells had a good life feasting on the cereal-kernels Quote
Mike A Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 You know what's really funny? Try translating it to your own language, and then read it out loud. You will feel like your IQ dropped 400 points. Quote
Kryll Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Babelfished translation to dutch: Deze wereld vereist een Moeder. heeft reeds een Vader ((?))… of vereist misschien niets… … veroorzaak almachtig is één hybride gelukkige muthafucka. Het is geen zonde om muthafucka te zeggen cuz die is precies wat hij is… Hij gaf een kind aan heilig Virgin of of niet wordend in fysiek contact met haar. Het geluid wat heilig Virgin over spoedig het geven/het hebben van een kind hoorde, roep ik vrouwelijke intuïtie. het sterkste gevoel om dit wereld levende… te slecht te houden die de meeste vrouwen aren' t bekwaam om dit te voelen, maar het is niet alleen hun schuld… uiteindelijk ik moet zeggen: ja. de wereld .this vereist een moeder. niet alleen motherfuckers Quote
Snapinho Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 That made exactly as much sense in Dutch as it did in English. Quote
Goa Bill Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 That made exactly as much sense in Dutch as it did in English.Slightly more I think, and I don't even speak Dutch Quote
Otto Matta Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Eet's aa veeriy vouweel-djomeenaiteed laanguwaige. Quote
Mike A Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Eet's aa veeriy vouweel-djomeenaiteed laanguwaige.Finnish is worse. Quote
Otto Matta Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Finnish is worse.True, and it's cool-looking with all the dots and stuff everywhere. Quote
kathmandu Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 I thought Audio Sex was a crappy name. But now after reading the promo I would like to listen to this cd. I wonder if the music is as twisted as well. Quote
abasio Posted September 29, 2008 Posted September 29, 2008 Not weird but something that annoys me with promo text The 5th element records dug deep into the guts of the Russian underground movement and pulled out the debut album of one of the most talked-about artist on the global psychedelic scene... enChkin! A particle of infinity that truly defines the complex style to Enichkin's unique way to express feelings and emotions trough psychedelic trance, reaching boundaries like no one else, there... where a thin line divides sanity from dementia. Influenced by 60's psychedelic musicians and all movement happened out there, that he has seen, heard, felt as a mirror of his experience launches 10 solid unique tracks ready to take you to the realms of modern spiritualism without hesitations!!! Why is it only artists I've never heard about that gets this spiel? The CD actually looks alright though Quote
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