Guest >>>flo3>>& Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 and no party...where yall? all been eaten by the quacken??? i miss u... n.p.: computer fan - expelling hot air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kiph T. Elephant Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 I think people aren't here because the psynews.org address isn't working and they can't remember the other address. But.... WOHOO!!! 50.000!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest D-Dave Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 CC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Matta Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 Reporting from the stomach of the Quacken: It's surprisingly comfortable in here, after one gets used to the smell. I'm lounging on a very plush ulcer as I write. Congratulations on 50,000. Now could anyone give me a suggestion on how to avoid the intestines and ultimately the rear end of this evil creature? I wonder if I could safely make it back out the beak. I got it, I'll disguise myself as a "quack" and slip out unnoticed. If you don't hear from me in a few days, call in the Glorious Marmoset Army for a search and rescue mission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krize Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kiph T. Elephant Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 So quacken has an internet connection in his stomach? Nice to see that he's keeping up with the times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest >>>flo3>>& Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 he...really??? i always thought it was SHE actually!!! n.p.: echotek - planet x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tetsuo Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 the quaken hAs no sex, its asexual... (or does that mean it has sex with its self?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ramesh Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 http://www.psynews.org works fine, I'm accessing this web site through this address actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Matta Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 I think Ciotera confirmed for us some time ago that having sex with oneself is called "autosexual." (I had come up with "monosexual," which was close, but no cigar - so to speak). I'm still here in the Quacken. It's been mostly enjoyable. Lots of room and so on. It's eating habits are unusual, though (it ate the computer and modem I'm currently typing on, Kiph). Just a couple hours ago it ate an entire third-world nation, complete with spears and corruption. I've decided to befriend the natives, if only for company, but also, I suspect, for my personal safety. I can only hope he swallows a second- or first-world nation soon so I can watch some television. I'm conceiving a plan to escape soon, perhaps after boredom sets in or the natives get on my nerves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spacemonkey Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 say EA you know better then being eaten by the quacken! how could it have come this far, you as one of the leading officers in the marmoset army, being eaten by the quacken, what is this world coming to? such dreadfull times we life in, have you tried saying NI to the creature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Matta Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 spankmonkey, don't underestimate the excitement of 50,000 General Forum posts. It was more than enough to distract me while the Quacken inhaled me like a fat man and pizza. And saying "ni" to it is just what he's expecting us to do. That's why you're sweeping the floors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 1 Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 ah.. whats so special about evenly dividable numbrs? blah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unikos Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 hey ea try saying to it rbfrwlecubfpotrmhrkqgnmkernreigniqnin!!! - thats what the knights were saying after the use of NI! if it does not work you will have to disguise yourself as a crap... (yes, a piece of shit). Then, after u have covered yourself in crap and resemble a crap, the quacken will be tricked and release u via its exit hole... btw, i really hope that saying rbfrwlecubfpotrmhrkqgnmkernreigniqnin!!! will work!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Matta Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 Damn it, unikos!!! I had packed all my bags and was ready to escape using your plan and magic word. At the top of my voice I shouted "rbfrwlecubfpotrmhrkqgnmkernreigniqnin!!!" and perched myself to run. Instead, all of a sudden the natives got REALLY angry at me and began to attack me with their spears. You ass, you tricked me into telling the natives that I had anal sex with all their mothers while cursing their crop god! So now, not only am I stuck here in the Quacken's belly, I've been tied and prepared for a cannibal meal. Way to go, friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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