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In a pizzeria in Italy, the boss tells the waiter:

- Roberto, go to the bathroom and masturbate!

- But boss, I don't feel like it.

- I don't care Robert, I'm your boss and I'm telling you to go and masturbate!!

- OK boss.

 

A few minutes later, the waiter comes out of the bathroom.

- Roberto, go back in the bathroom and masturbate again!

- But boss, I've just finished.

- I don't give a fuck, I'm your boss and I'm telling you to do it!!

- Ok boss.

 

Yet another few minutes later Roberto comes out again, looking exhausted.

- Roberto, go back to the bathroom and masturbate again!

- But I can't boss, it's impossible.

- Roberto, who's paying your salary here? I'm your boss and I'm telling you to do it!

- I swear I can't do it again boss.

- You go right no or you're fired!!!

- I cannot for the life of me boss.

- Ok Roberto, now you can take my car keys and go drive my wife to the store.

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In a pizzeria in Italy, the boss tells the waiter:

- Roberto, go to the bathroom and masturbate!

- But boss, I don't feel like it.

- I don't care Robert, I'm your boss and I'm telling you to go and masturbate!!

- OK boss.

 

A few minutes later, the waiter comes out of the bathroom.

- Roberto, go back in the bathroom and masturbate again!

- But boss, I've just finished.

- I don't give a fuck, I'm your boss and I'm telling you to do it!!

- Ok boss.

 

Yet another few minutes later Roberto comes out again, looking exhausted.

- Roberto, go back to the bathroom and masturbate again!

- But I can't boss, it's impossible.

- Roberto, who's paying your salary here? I'm your boss and I'm telling you to do it!

- I swear I can't do it again boss.

- You go right no or you're fired!!!

- I cannot for the life of me boss.

- Ok Roberto, now you can take my car keys and go drive my wife to the store.

 

sounds like a true story

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