How white are your teeth

[Master Lu Bu]

I'm thinking about getting my teeth whitened. Good touch ya know.

 

Current state of my teeth would be above average. There not the coffee encrusted cigarette smoke brown. But they are not pearly whites.

[Ormion]

Why do you want pearly whites? Normal white is what you want.

[Master Lu Bu]

Thanks for asking. Well brother from all the years of training and fighting and "workout supplements" I'm losing my hair. I have what my wife calls the dead look because all the veins above and around my eyes are busted so I have huge black circles.. Like a zombie. My hands are distorted with scars and calcium deposits. My nose is twisted from all the times it got broken. Soooooo I think pearly whites would be nice. Gotta work with what ya got.

[needle ninja]

eeew

[Procyon]

eeew

Said Shrek himself. Well, Master Bu Lu, just don't over-white your teeth, like Matt Damon did. It got so white papers said he was using dentures. Then he had to "yellow" them a little bit

[Master Lu Bu]

I know I need to find a good dentist furthermore I heard its expensive.

 

Haha Matt Damon that's funny man. Speaking of which I've never watched any of the bourne movies. I don't see him as an action star. Now Jason stathom.. He's the man

[technosomy]

the stuff thats used to whiten teeth is titanium dioxide, which is toxic to the body, and will eventually make your teeth brittle

[kathmandu]

Thanks for asking. Well brother from all the years of training and fighting and "workout supplements" I'm losing my hair. I have what my wife calls the dead look because all the veins above and around my eyes are busted so I have huge black circles.. Like a zombie. My hands are distorted with scars and calcium deposits. My nose is twisted from all the times it got broken. Soooooo I think pearly whites would be nice. Gotta work with what ya got.

if you are really like as you have described, i recommend you get gold teeth. just the front row or something.