Electric Kool Aid Acid Test

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Is actually my favourite book. And easily my favourite psychedelic related book. Tom Wolfe has copped flak for its accuracy over the years but meh. It's the best account of the 60s, LSD, Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters that there is...

 

Just read it Here's an excerpt to see if you dig the writing style.

 

Shiny Black FBI Shoes

 

That's good thinking there, Cool Breeze. Cool Breeze is a with three or four days beard sitting next to me on the stamped metal bottom of the open back part of a pickup truck. Bouncing along. Dipping and rising and rolling on these rotten springs like a boat. Out the back of the truck the city of San Francisco is bouncing down the hill, all those endless stagers of bay windows, slums with a view, bouncing and streaming down the hill. One after another, electric signs with neon martini glasses lit up on them, the San Francisco symbol of "bar"thousands of neon-magenta martini glasses bouncing and streaming down the hill, and beneath them hundreds, thousands of people wheeling around to look at this freaking crazed truck we're

 

in, their white faces erupting from their lapels like marshmallowsstreaming and bouncing down the hilland God knows they've got plenty to look at.

 

That's why it strikes me as funny when Cool Breeze says very seriously over the whole roar of the thing. "I don't knowwhen Kesey gets out I don't know if I can come around the Warehouse."

 

"Why not?"

 

"Well, like the cops are going to be coming around like all feisty, and I'm on probation, so I don't know."

 

Well, that's good thinking there, Cool Breeze. Don't rouse the bastids. Lie lowlike right now. Right now Cool Breeze is so terrified of the law he is sitting up in plain view of thousands of already startled gnome's hat covered in feathers and fluorescent colors. Kneeling in the truck, facing us, also in plain view, is a half-Ottawa Indian girl named Lois Jennings, with her head thrown back and a radiant look on her face. Also a blazing silver disk in the middle of her forehead alternately exploding with light when the sun hits it or sending off rainbows from the defraction lines in it. And, oh yeah, there's a long-barreled Colt .45 revolver in her hand, only nobody on the street can tell it's a cap pistol as she pegs away, kheeew, kheeew, at the erupting marshmallow faces like Debra Paget in . . . in . . .

 

Kesey's coming out of jail!

 

Two more things they are looking at out there are a sign on the rear bumper reading "Custer Died for Your skins" and, at the wheel, Lois's enamorado Stewart Brand, a thin blond guy with a blazing disk on his forehead too, and a whole necktie made of Indian beads. No shirt, however, just an Indian bead necktie on bare skin and a white butcher's coat with medals from the King of Sweden on it.

 

Here comes a beautiful one, attaché case and all, the day-is-done resentful look and the . . . shoes-how they shine!-and what

 

the hell are these beatnik ninniesand Lois plugs him in the old marshmallow and he goes streaming and bouncing down the hill . . .

 

And the truck heaves and billows, blazing silver red Day-Glo, and I doubt seriously, Cool Breeze, that there is a single cop in all of San Francisco today who does not know that this crazed vehicle is a guerrilla patrol from the dread LSD.

 

The cops now know the whole scene, even the costumes, the jesuschrist strung-out hair, Indian beads, Indian headbands, donkey beads, temple bells, amulets, mandalas, god's-eyes, fluorescent vests, unicorn horns, Errol Flynn dueling shirtsbut they still don't know about the shoes. The heads have a thing about shoes. The worst are shiny black shoes wit shoelaces in them. The hierarchy ascends from there, although practically all lowcut shoes are unhip, from there on up to the boots the heads like, light, fanciful boots, English boots of the mod variety, if that is all they can get, but better something like hand-tooled Mexican boots with Caliente Dude Triple A toes on them. So see the FBIblackshinylaced upFBI shoeswhen the FBI finally grabbed Kesey

 

There is another girl in the back of the truck, a dark little girl with thick black hair, called Black Maria. She looks Mexican, but she says to me in straight soft Californian:

 

"When is your birthday?"

 

"March 2."

 

"Pisces," she says. And then: "I would never take you for a Pisces."

 

"Why?"

 

"You seem too . . . solid for a Pisces."

 

But I know she means stolid. I am beginning to feel stolid. Back in New York City, Black Maria, I tell you, I am even known as something of a dude. But somehow a blue silk blazer and a big tie with clowns on it and . . . a . . . pair of shiny low cut black shoes don't set them all to doing the Varsity Rag in the head world in San Francisco. Lois picks off the marshmallows

 

one by one; Cool Breeze ascends into the innards of his gnome's hat; Black Maria, a Scorpio herself, rummages through the Zodiac; Stewart Brand winds it through the streets; paillettes explodeand this is nothing special, just the usual, the usual in the head world of San Francisco, just a little routine messing up the minds of the citizenry en route, nothing more than psyche food for beautiful people, while giving some guy from New York a lift to the Warehouse to wait for the Chief, Ken Kesey, who is getting out of jail.