never brawl with simon P in an english pub

[Guest acid jammer]

cause man, he packs a serious punch

 

i was at a bar last weekend where he was djing a gig and i thought i'd act cool and hit on his girlfriend michelle while he was busy getting his groove on behind his new live version of lsd.

 

big mistake...i was just messing around, thinking if i got to her first then she could introduce me to him, but when he saw what was up, he cut the gig short and packed my face with a mouthful of fist.

 

i never knew a brit could punch so hard. damn what a mistake i made

[Guest Amanita Muscaria]

Simon P having a gig in a pub?

[DeathPosture]

*s*

 

Funny...

 

DP

[Guest Shmurgle]

too much acid for the jammer me thinks. {;o)

[Strumpling]

I dunno about this, man.....

 

Sounds like bullsh-

 

 

-=- Matt/Strumpling-=-

 

Of course, this is just my opinion; I could be wrong

[Guest goa tacks]

My opinion, if you want to talk to the artist, do not bother to talk to their girlfriends.

Just be friendly and smile and talk to the person, and show your appriciation.

 

 

Psy-artists are generally really friendly, I talked with many already, and becomes friends, even.

Also you should respect the other people's boundary...

 

I also think that music reflect many of the musician's personality... even it is abstruct form of trance...

 

Peace

[Guest Elysium Project]

If Simon went that far to punch your face then you must have been very provokative.....or serious sexual herassing his girlfriend........I have never seen Simon aggresive...he is a very gentle and shy guy.... Guess he lost it then....or maybe this is another made up story???????

[Guest lÿsërgïç]

next thing u will be telling us you got raped by michael jackson

 

haha! im only kidding , no offence to him

[Guest MD]

hmmm... I have trouble believing this... you sure it was the real Simon P?? And hitting on someone's girlfriend is NOT the best way of getting friends with them... well duh

[alpha]

well if it's true it's really funny!

[Guest akindo]

Well, the IP address is french, so then this french guy went to a Simon P. party in an English pub?.....

[Guest Gusto]

Come on, people, why are you defending Posford??

 

It is possible that he's just a f*cking jerk...

Maybe he can be one of the best artists around, an @!#$ stays an @!#$!!

[Guest Cpt_Shiner]

hey it probably is simon p... im sure there are a lot of simon p's tho... funny story tho... and has a nice moral to it dont u think?

[Guest aquagena]

this is a bullshi-... Some guys here have really a poor brain...

[Guest bugbread]

Official word from Simon's girlfriend (over at Hallucinogen's HP): didn't happen. Not just the punch, but the whole thing.

[Basilisk]

We should go on a spree, bumping up funny old threads!

[Guest djnemo]

This is indeed very funny, and very unbelievable

[Frontier Psychiatrist]

I was bitch slapped by Jiga of Analog Pussy in Irish Pub in Chile.

[DeathPosture]

I was attacked by a coked-up whore and a fucking crazy dentist!

 

I was scratched on my throat by a malicious Space Cat!

 

I was out-headbanged by Skazi!

 

I was hit on by a Texas Faggot!

 

Or was I?

 

DeathPosture

[Cinos]

OMG; I just got Shpongled by Shpongle.

[Gnome]

i was hit by a bus and flew all over to china where i became a shaolin and kicked raja ram's ass

[electrickery]

.....wow what a coincidence simon p's Younger Brother tried to Shpongle me just the other night in an igloo in africa!!! no shit!!!

 

It must be genetic.

[traveller]

 

this is sort of like that "raja ram died" thread like a year ago

[Tashira]

There was a Raja Ram died thread? in here?

 

probably some veeeery sad ppl posting who believed it, gotta search for that...