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Dear Clubbers


johnb820

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Yes I like dance music.

Yes I like making dance music.

Yes I like dancing.

 

No I do not like dancing with you people in public. I take pleasure in doing what I want with my body within the privacy and freedom of my room, kind of like masturbating. So don't ask me what kind of music I like because I would rather lie to you than tell you I like dance music and get that deer in head lights stare on your face when I explain I don't go out to the clubs. The cognitive dissonance expands from your head like smoke filling the room and I suffocate.

 

Sincerely,

Just some guy

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