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Artist: Various

Title: Conundrum

Label: Reckless Rhythm Records

Date: February, 2008

 

1. Seroxat - The Game Rmx

2. Shift Vs. Menog - Activate The Spiral

3. Damage - Accidental Rmx

4. Shift - Overdrive

5. Psychotic Micro - Shadow

6. Seroxat - Out of Time

7. Toxic Vs. Toast3d - Voices

8. Tube - Chaos

9. Twisted Reaction - I'm Hypnotic

 

 

Ok...let's get this over with...

 

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Oh...God....Oh God....*several more minutes of painful vomiting and dry heaving interspersed with half hearted prayer*

 

All right, cool... We got that out of the way. What's next? Ooooh...I think I sh*t myself with all that pushing...

 

Activate the Spiral- This is Shift and Menog at their acid laced finest. Well...not finest, but after that opener you would think this was some Mozart next level sh*t.

 

Accidental Rmx- Stops and starts with egregious sample overuse. Otherwise known as a Damage track. Oh God...here come the dry heaves...

 

Putting a good track in between two terrible ones...that's cruel and unusual.

 

Overdrive- Shift comes back (thankfully) with another good one. Now this is Chris at this South African night time psy best. But alternating between the good and the horrific...It's like they're daring me to get through this.

 

 

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Strap up motherf*cker I'm in for the long haul!

 

Shadow- Ok enough already. Is this guy ever going to produce a good track?

 

Out of Time- Wishful thinking. This wasn't as bad as I was prepared for, however one must realize that the bar was set ridiculously low. Or to put it another way...

 

 

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Still better than the WNBA.

 

Voices- Good Lord the sh*tstorm continues. You have to work really hard to suck this badly.

 

Chaos- "Took pills to stay awake."

 

Take more.

 

I'm Hypnotic- Etnica could play Alien Protein three times in a row here and it wouldn't save this sinking ship.

 

 

There's a reason the cover has question marks all over it. It forces you to ask those tough questions. Like what the hell were the compilers thinking when selecting most of these tracks? How is it possible for Seroxat to blow as much as he does, and how many sweatshop workers had to die for this to be made? I haven't heard a compilation this bad in a long, long time. If I was Chris Hoy I would set this sh*t on fire and briskly walk away.

 

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"See you in hell!"

 

Psyshop

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