Lemmiwinks Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 I've been recieving mails like this for a while now... does it make any sense in any of your browsers cause for me it's just a bunch of random carachters: "ÍÀÖÈÎÍÀËÜÍÛÉ" Áèçíåñ Öåíòð Ïðèãëàøàåò Âàñ íà ñåìèíàð ïî òåìå: Ïîðÿäîê îñóùåñòâëåíèÿ âíåøíåýêîíîìè÷åñêèõ îïåðàöèé ïî íîâîìó Ãðàæäàíñêîìó è Õîçÿéñòâåííîìó êîäåêñó Óêðàèíû. Âíåøíåýêîíîìè÷åñêèé êîíòðàêò: ïðàêòè÷åñêèå ðåêîìåíäàöèè ïî çàêëþ÷åíèþ è èñïîëíåíèþ. Ìåæäóíàðîäíûå ðàñ÷¸òû. "Èíêîòåðìñ 2000" 27 ìàðòà - ã. Êèåâ îòåëü “Êàçàöêèé” (044) 237-90-05 Öåëü ñåìèíàðà: Ðàññìîòðåòü íàèáîëåå àêòóàëüíûå âîïðîñû ïî çàêëþ÷åíèþ è èñïîëíåíèþ âíåøíåýêîíîìè÷åñêèõ êîíòðàêòîâ, ìåæäóíàðîäíûì ðàñ÷åòàì. Ïðàâèëà "Èíêîòåðìñ 2000" è îñíîâíûå èõ îòëè÷èÿ îò "Èíêîòåðìñ 90". Öåëåâàÿ àóäèòîðèÿ: Ðóêîâîäèòåëè ïðåäïðèÿòèé, îòäåëû âíåøíåýêîíîìè÷åñêèõ ñâÿçåé, þðèäè÷åñêèå ñëóæáû, áðîêåðû.  ïðîãðàììå ñåìèíàðà: - Ïîðÿäîê îñóùåñòâëåíèÿ âíåøíåýêîíîìè÷åñêèõ îïåðàöèé ïî íîâîìó Ãðàæäàíñêîìó è Õîçÿéñòâåííîìó êîäåêñó Óêðàèíû (âñòóïàþò â ñèëó ñ 01/01/2004) - Èçìåíåíèÿ â ïðàâîâîì ðåãóëèðîâàíèè ÂÝÄ â ñîîòâåòñòâèè ñ íîâûì Ãðàæäàíñêèì êîäåêñîì Óêðàèíû. - Èçìåíåíèÿ â ïðàâîâîì ðåãóëèðîâàíèè ÂÝÄ â ñîîòâåòñòâèè ñ íîâûì Õîçÿéñòâåííûì êîäåêñîì Óêðàèíû. - Ðàñ÷åòû ïðè îñóùåñòâëåíèè ÂÝÄ. Âàëþòíûé êîíòðîëü è âàëþòíûå îãðàíè÷åíèÿ Óêðàèíå. - Ïîðÿäîê çàêëþ÷åíèÿ è èñïîëíåíèÿ âíåøíåýêîíîìè÷åñêèõ êîíòðàêòîâ ñóáúåêòàìè ïðåäïðèíèìàòåëüñêîé äåÿòåëüíîñòè Óêðàèíû. - Ðèñêè âî âíåøíåýêîíîìè÷åñêèõ êîíòðàêòàõ, ìåòîäû èõ óìåíüøåíèÿ. Îñîáåííîñòè ïðàâîâîãî ðåãóëèðîâàíèÿ ðàñ÷åòîâ ïî âíåøíåòîðãîâûì êîíòðàêòàì. - Ïðàâîâîå îáåñïå÷åíèå âíåøíåýêîíîìè÷åñêîé äåÿòåëüíîñòè: êîíòðàêò, ïîðÿäîê ðàçðåøåíèÿ ñïîðîâ: - Ïîðÿäîê çàêëþ÷åíèÿ è èñïîëíåíèÿ âíåøíåýêîíîìè÷åñêèõ êîíòðàêòîâ ñóáúåêòàìè ïðåäïðèíèìàòåëüñêîé äåÿòåëüíîñòè Óêðàèíû. - Ðèñêè âî âíåøíåýêîíîìè÷åñêèõ êîíòðàêòàõ, ìåòîäû èõ óìåíüøåíèÿ. - Îñîáåííîñòè ïðàâîâîãî ðåãóëèðîâàíèÿ ðàñ÷åòîâ ïî âíåøíåòîðãîâûì êîíòðàêòàì. - Ïîðÿäîê ðàçðåøåíèÿ ñïîðîâ, âîçíèêàþùèõ â ïðîöåññå èñïîëíåíèÿ - Àðáèòðàæíûå îãîâîðêè âî âíåøíåýêîíîìè÷åñêèõ êîíòðàêòàõ. - Ïðàâèëà "Èíêîòåðìñ 2000" è îñíîâíûå èõ îòëè÷èÿ îò "Èíêîòåðìñ 90". Êîðêîøêî Ñåðãåé Ãàâðèëîâè÷ - çàìåñòèòåëÿ íà÷àëüíèêà þðèäè÷åñêîãî óïðàâëåíèÿ ÀÏÏÁ "Àâàëü" Êèñëåíêî Âèòàëèé Àëåêñàíäðîâè÷ - íà÷àëüíèê óïðàâëåíèÿ êîðïîðàòèâíîãî áàíêèíãà, êðåäèòíûé äåïàðòàìåíò. ÊÀÆÄÎÌÓ Ó×ÀÑÒÍÈÊÓ ÏÐÅÄÎÑÒÀÂËßÅÒÑß ÑÅÐÒÈÔÈÊÀÒ Öåíòðà î ïîâûøåíèè êâàëèôèêàöèè. Ñåìèíàð ïðîâîäèòñÿ â ñîâðåìåííîì êîíôåðåíö-çàëå ñ èñïîëüçîâàíèåì íàãëÿäíûõ ó÷åáíûõ ïîñîáèé è ìóëüòèìåäèéíîãî ïðîåêòîðà. Äàííûå óñëîâèÿ ïðîâåäåíèÿ ñåìèíàðà çíà÷èòåëüíî ïîâûøàþò åãî ýôôåêòèâíîñòü, ÷òî ïîçâîëÿåò çà êîðîòêèé ñðîê ïîëó÷èòü ìàêñèìóì èíôîðìàöèè è ïîâûñèòü êâàëèôèêàöèþ. ÑÒÎÈÌÎÑÒÜ Ó×ÀÑÒÈß Â ÑÅÌÈÍÀÐÅ: 550.00 ãðí. áåç ÍÄÑ (åäèíûé íàëîã) - çà îäíîãî ó÷àñòíèêà. Äëÿ âòîðîãî è òðåòüåãî ó÷àñòíèêà ñêèäêè - 10% è 15% ñîîòâåòñòâåííî.  ñòîèìîñòü âõîäèò: èíôîðìàöèîííî-êîíñóëüòàöèîííîå îáñëóæèâàíèå íà ñåìèíàðå, ñáîðíèê ìàòåðèàëîâ, êîôå-áðåéê, îáåä â ðåñòîðàíå, îáñóæäåíèå äîêëàäîâ è îáìåí ìíåíèÿìè ñ ëåêòîðîì. Ðåãëàìåíò òðåíèíãà: 9.30 - 17.00 Ïåðåðûâ 13.00-14.00 Ðåãèñòðàöèÿ ñ 9.00 â Êîíôåðåíö-çàëå îòåëÿ "Êàçàöêèé" Çàïîëíåíèå àíêåò è ïîëó÷åíèå áóõãàëòåðñêîãî êîìïëåêòà ïðè ðåãèñòðàöèè. - Ñåìèíàð ÿâëÿåòñÿ ñïåöèàëèçèðîâàííûì, ðàñõîäû çà ó÷àñòèå, ñâÿçàííûå ñ ïîäãîòîâêîé, îðãàíèçàöèåé, âåäåíèåì ïðîèçâîäñòâà îòíîñèòñÿ ê ñîñòàâó âàëîâûõ ðàñõîäîâ (ñò.5 ÇÓ î íàëîãîîáëîæåíèè ïðèáûëè ïðåäïðèÿòèé"). Êàæäûé ó÷àñòíèê ñåìèíàðà ïîëó÷àåò áóõãàëòåðñêèé êîìïëåêò - îðèãèíàëû äîêóìåíòîâ: äîãîâîð, àêò, îðèãèíàë ñ÷åòà, êîïèè ñâèäåòåëüñòâ. ÐÅÃÈÑÒÐÀÖÈß Ó×ÀÑÒÍÈÊΠÍÀ ÑÅÌÈÍÀÐ ÏÐÎÂÎÄÈÒÑß ÏÎ ÒÅËÅÔÎÍÓ: (044) 237-90-05 îòïèñàòüñÿ îò ðàññûëêè òóò " So? SMI²LE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ciotera Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 russian. best language for spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmiwinks Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 ah thanks ciotera!!! BTW would anyone who speaks russian care to tell me what it all means? (the general meaning is enough, no need for word by word translation SMI²LE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zer0-mantra Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Here's what I can make out of it: "Once upon a time there was a castle. In the castle lived a Princess and a King. They wanted something very much, a boy. When the Princess went to the lake to have a swim she saw a peach in the water. The Princess took the Peach back to the castle. The King was going to cut it open. Suddenly the peach broke open. In the peach was a baby boy. The King said, "His name is Momotaro." As Momotaro grew up he became very strong. One night when the princess was sleeping the dragon sneaked into the castle and stole the princess. When Momotaro woke up he realized that the princess was gone. We found the king and woke him up. Momotaro told him what had happened. The king said, "Wait until its your birthday. It’s only tomorrow." The next day Momotaro got a magic hammer. He didn’t know how to use it. He tried to make it explode. It never went. After one year. There was a note on their front porch. The note said Don’t open until tomorrow. It must be a birthday present. Wait until tomorrow to open it. The next day he opened the box. He got instructions for the magic hammer. Then he went to the cave and Momotaro had a battle. Momotaro won. He brought the treasures back and the princess too. The king was very happy. And they lived happily ever after." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ciotera Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 yeah.. basically zero got the core of the message.. except it also offers to rent you the magic hammer for 19.95 an hour. And if you respond within 24 hours and use a credit card, you get a free blowjob from the princess. Although an alternative interpretation exists in which it's some sort of a lame invitation to a business seminar.. I have tried reading it twice in that context, but it makes me dizzy. All I can tell you is that you can supposedly click on the îòïèñàòüñÿ îò ðàññûëêè òóò at the bottom and unsubscribe, so maybe you want to give that a shot if it's bothering you so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kiph T. Elephant Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 With spammers, "unsubscribing" only tells them that the address is really in use and that they can then send more spam. You could block the sender's address or maybe just add a few of those russian letters or words into you filter (i doubt you normally get many emails with those) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest madpup Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 This is an email sent to the wrong address. It advertises a seminar in Kiev for international trading and contract formation or some shit like that. Seems strange that you would get something like that, its not typical spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmiwinks Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 hey thanks everyone!! and yes, madpup, they obviously have the wrong adress since I don't speak russian Not only that but my internet browser doesn't even display russian carachters! That said, I've been recieving this kind of mail like once every 2 - 3 days for about a month now, so I suppose it's someone's intention to spam me. oh and sorry for posting this in the general section, I thought I was posting it in the off-topic section... SMI²LE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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