I just shit my pants

[SixZeroFou4]

Honestly. I used to spoonfuls of the fiber when you're only supposed to use one. I darted and the shit came out.

 

I know I'm not alone..

[Celaripo]

thanks for sharing

[HappyHorse]

Please also update us on your quest for new pants

[recursion loop]

I darted and the shit came out.

Do you, Americans, say "dart" instead of "fart"? Like "frak" instead of "fuck" etc. If so, then the thread was already useful cause I've learned this.

[SixZeroFou4]

Please also update us on your quest for new pants

Lol. Portamento the portal is the only new disc I own that I like.

 

It should be no surprise your reply to this post was as clever as the music.

 

I'm currently wearing NBA shorts. (National Basketball Association)

[abasio]

I'd like an answer to recursion loop's question. Is a dart a fart? Or is a turtle's head?

[frozen dream]

look up epic twitch fails on the youtubes and prepare for some smell-TV

im doing well myself blasting egg-fumes in my near vincinity but i never wrote that on a forum

[Padmapani]

I'd like an answer to recursion loop's question. Is a dart a fart? Or is a turtle's head?

i think "darted" is hurried / moved somwhere else quickly.

[SixZeroFou4]

Please also update us on your quest for new pants

To give a follow up answer I threw out the old pants. I'm beginning to feel the impact as I'm doing laundry just a little sooner than before.

[psychedelic chipmunk]

A young man is in the bathroom nervously washing his pants and says to himself:

"Can't trust anyone these days, not even myself! I just wanted to let out a little fart"

[SixZeroFou4]

A young man is in the bathroom nervously washing his pants and says to himself:"Can't trust anyone these days, not even myself! I just wanted to let out a little fart"